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27b - Cambodia: eating tarantulas with the spiderwomen of Skuon.
spiders:
the video
I
was eating my first spider outside Phnom Pen market when I heard a highly
agitated voice behind me: 'Oh my Gaahd, what are yoouu eating?' Turning
round, I saw a reassuringly stereotypical American tourist - all big
hair and outsized leisurewear - staring at me with that Springeresque
mixture of revulsion and fascination. 'Oh my Gaaad,' she reiterated,
'what are you putting in your mouth?'
Trying
to sound casual I replied: 'Spider - do you want a leg?' She stood there
for two or three seconds, mouth flapping, fishlike, before grabbing
her husband who was busily working a flashy video camera: 'Dan! Dan!
The boy is eating a spider!' Working on a variant of the Heisenberg
uncertainty principle (viz: nothing truly exists until you video it)
Dan swung his costly optics to face me and I obligingly crunched off
a couple of furry legs. She continued to goggle, before finally asking,
'Where are you from?'
'England'
I replied. 'Oh my Gahhd' came the (by now expected) rejoinder, 'that's
so interesting.' Then, once Dan had captured the moment for posterity,
they left, still a little stunned, and doubtless convinced that the
English like nothing better than a couple of spiders with their Sunday
roast.
bugging
out
Actually
even for someone who will stuff anything within the bounds of edibility
and decency into his mouth and is well inured to the rigours of extreme
cuisine, a spider is a daunting prospect. By way of a warm up, I had
been scarfing the stall's various other delicacies which, in terms of
palatability, ranged from the moderately agreeable such as deep fried
crickets to some sort of grub with a pale green, creamy interior which
tasted like bug flavoured plastercine.
But
like most edible insects these were small, crunchy and eaten by the
handful. With a little imagination crickets or beetles become a sort
of entomological bar snack and even scorpions are easier than you might
think. The spiders were of a different order though. For these weren't
your average garden webspinners - rather they were tarantulas, black
and furry, their legs fully five inches across - and it would have required
a phantasmagoric suspension of disbelief to see them as anything other
than what they were.
For this reason, my first bite of spider was always going to be something
of an anticlimax - the packaging, after all, leads you to believe that
you're going to savour the authentic flavour of free-range spookiness.
The legs I nibbled on in front of my aghast audience didn't taste of
much; they were OK for something that looked like a Hallowe'en prop.
I would have gone further but while I was queasily sizing up the thorax
and abdomen my girlfriend reappeared and announced that we had places
to be and attractions to see. So I binned the difficult bits, but my
epicuriosity was piqued.
Later
that day, having toured my fill of temples and palaces (including one
remarkable edifice with a solid silver parquet floor) I returned and
asked the spider seller about her trade. She spoke no English but a
nearby taxi-bike driver did and through him, she explained that she
was a mere metropolitan outpost of extreme cuisine: if I was serious
about my spiders - or a-ping as they're known locally - I needed to
head up to the town of Skuon, some 90km north of Phnom Pen.
route 6
The
following day, a little bleary from an evening at one of Phnom Pen's
Apocalypse Now themed nightclubs, I bade goodbye to my girlfriend and
caught a motorbike taxi down to the bus station. My driver, the same
man who'd translated for me yesterday asked me where I was going. I
replied that I was heading up to Skuon. Why, he asked, 'Skuon is a very
small place,' then he smiled, laughing: 'a-ping?'
'A-ping,' I replied, nodding vigorously..
'You like a-ping.'
'Yes' I replied, 'Very good. Very tasty.'
He laughed again: 'You want me to drive you to Skuon?'
'How much?' I asked.
'Ten dollars.' An incredibly reasonable opening price, though one that
was perhaps less surprising in a country which is among the world's
poorest. I found myself dithering: I liked my driver and, out in the
boondocks, his limited English would be useful; moreover, a 90km ride
on the back of a moped would have made a good story. But, a good story
is not a good story if you are too dead to tell it. And a sudden image
of myself, learning to break-dance at 70 km/h, with the nearest half
decent hospital 500 km away was enough to convince me that a bus would
be preferable to having my bones ground to jelly on a Cambodian road.
The driver looked downcast so, I paid over the odds to salve my conscience;
I soon knew I had made the right decision.
Bouncing
up 'National Highway 6' on surprisingly pukka bus, I quickly realised
what a deceptive place Phnom Pen is. The capital is vibrant, has decent
bars and restaurants, and is awash with aid money and big spending NGO
workers. Everywhere else in Cambodia (the fabulous temples of Angkor
excepted) is dirt poor. The level of ambient wealth starts to dip sharply
in the suburbs and once you're about 10km out of town, it has pretty
much hit a bottom from which it never rises. Flat, shimmering rice fields,
people ploughing the mud with buffalo and plenty of sticky heat. Such
is the dull reality of much of the third world.
I
was afforded a little diversion by the road itself. The name 'National
Highway 6' conjures up a sinuous ribbon of concrete, six lanes wide
snaking its way across the landscape. No. Here is it is a blacktop road.
Here it's a dirt track. Here it's a three-foot deep puddle. But there
was construction work going on, which, hearteningly, would suggest that
not all of overseas aid which underpins the Cambodian economy is going
into the pockets of those who need it the least.
As
there is no compelling reason to head north in Cambodia - and few people
will endure a five hour round trip to eat something ipso facto revolting
- I was the only westerner on the bus. The woman next to me was a teacher,
with a few words of English. To pass the time, we chatted away and,
presently, she asked me what I did. I replied that I was a journalist.
She laughed and told me that ten years ago we would both have been shot.
As
the crookedness of the road made distance impossible to gauge, I soon
became worried that I'd overshot my destination; after all, in the UK,
90km takes about an hour. Every now and then, I'd walk down to the front
and - like a five year old - ask the driver if we were there yet. He
would smile and shake his head, gesticulating (I think) that he would
tell me when I arrived. I don't know why I was so worried - despite
their horrific history Cambodians are some of the friendliest, most
helpful people in South East Asia.
Time
passed and I saw a roadside stand covered with spiders. 'A-ping' I said
to the boy who had by now replaced the teacher. 'A-ping' he replied.
A conversation of sorts started where he said things to me and I tried
to look interested and make the right sounds and smile at appropriate
moments. For all I know, he could have been telling me that he was going
to a family funeral. Then the man behind me tapped my shoulder. 'Skuon
- fifty kilometres' he said very slowly. As I'd thought we were about
five minutes away I decided to stop fretting about time. In places like
this, trying to work to anything approaching a European schedule is
a sure way to madness.
spider
central
Another
hour and a half and the driver ceremoniously dropped me off in a dusty
little place whose muddy central square serves mainly as a rest stop
for long distance buses and trucks. Three sides of the quad were low
buildings, the fourth the road. I'm not sure what I'd been expecting
- a giant concrete spider perhaps - and feeling rather let down, I went
for a walk round the square. Squelching through the chocolatey red tropical
mud, I wandered round a ramshackle market, which sold vegetables, fruit,
some meat you wouldn't want to eat and truck parts. Every stall I visited,
I asked hopefully, 'A-ping?' and was greeted with a blank look. Perhaps,
I thought, in the home of A-ping, it is known as something else.
Deflated
I went and sat down in the only real restaurant in town and ordered
a coffee. My request for a-ping on the side bought more impassivity.
I cursed myself for not having hired the motorcycle driver. Then, just
as my day couldn't get much worse, I heard a sound I hardly recognised
anymore. It was the noise made by a well-serviced engine that is less
than 20 years old. I looked out into the square and, a smart NGO LandCruiser
appeared in a cloud of red dust; it stopped and half a dozen people,
got out. I was greatly pleased, no, delighted, by this development as
it meant that there would be someone around who could speak both Khmer
and English.
When
the group walked into the restaurant, I was a little nervous about crashing
their party, but desperation gave me confidence and they turned out
to be a pleasant bunch who worked for Christian Aid. I'd always been
a bit circumspect about this particular organisation, but no longer
- for not only did they buy me lunch, but I also learned from a Brit
called Chris that they are not the scary, proselytising lot I'd always
taken them for. Having met a couple of rather bovine missionaries a
month earlier, it came as a relief to discover that CA is about A, not
C and wants to help people, rather than help them find God.
day
of the spiderwomen
Over
food - a series of soup based dishes with ne'ery a spider in sight -
I chatted away to a local NGO manager called Kong who told me about
some of the projects they were working on, asked me about my trip, and
to my great relief, said that, yes, the spiders would be along shortly.
Kong was a prescient man. Five minutes after he'd spoken these words,
very slowly, the spiderwomen began to appear. From a distance, they
looked as if they were carrying large plates piled high with fried seaweed
or squid ink pasta. Close up, however, there was no mistaking it: these
platters were groaning with crispy tarantulas.
It
is a curious aspect of Cambodian restaurant culture that in all but
the swankiest places, it's perfectly normal for hawkers to come into
a restaurant and sell you all manner of things - other food included.
Even more curious, perhaps, is that the restaurant owners don't seem
to mind. A woman came over to our table and Kong bought a couple of
tarantulas which she bagged up with the attentive care of someone wrapping
delicate flowers. Offering me an arachnid and picking off several legs
for himself, Kong explained that he always stopped when he was passing
through Skuon, 'to buy a couple of spiders for my children. They love
eating them. And so do I.'
Over
a spider, he told me how the people of Skuon had long used the local
tarantulas in traditional medicine; they were thought to be good for
the heart, throat and lungs. The practice of using them as a foodstuff
started in the years of terror under the Khmer rouge. Across Cambodia
starvation was rife and people ate anything they could get their hands
on, including insects. When Pol Pot's murderous regime came to an end,
most Cambodians were happy to stop eating bugs, but the Skuonese decided
that they'd developed rather a taste for the local tarantulas.
web
business & spidey cents
Since
then Skuon's fame as a centre for extreme cuisine has spread - and the
town's position on one of Cambodia's main highways means that web business
is booming. Kong introduced me to Cham, one of the spider women who,
shyly, explained: 'At first it was just locals but now people from Phnom
Pen come just for the spiders. We even get a few Europeans - usually
they think it's disgusting but then they try one and find they're delicious.'
Spider vendors, she added, typically sell '100 to 200 spiders a day
for 300 riels and we buy them for 150 riels.' So a seller makes between
15,000 and 30,000 riels a day - or £2.50 to £5 a day.
And
spidey cents are made not just by the women that sell them but also
the men who dig them up. A few minutes later I met to Mr Raveun, a spider
hunter. He told me that there were two ways to get a spider out of its
burrow: 'Usually we just dig them out, but it is also possible to push
a stick down the hole and wait until the spider attacks. Then you pull
it out.' A good hunter, he continued, can catch several hundred spiders
a day, meaning that, like the spiderwomen, spidermen can make up to
a fiver a day.
While
this may not sound like much, Cambodia's tragic past and continuing
political unrest has impoverished the nation to the point where the
average daily income is about 50p. Thus, in a pleasing piece of arachnological
wordplay, these furry invertebrates form the backbone of the local economy.
Or at least the fast food sector.
separating the spidermen from the boys
So
what does spider completo taste like? Well, as they're deep fried with
garlic chips, you might expect them to be crispy on the outside and
gooey in the middle and that's not a bad start. The legs are pleasantly
crunchy and have little flesh in them. Then you get to the head and
body: these have a delicate white meat, rather like a cross between
chicken and cod, although the anatomy is, unsurprisingly, closer to
that of a crab. Once you've got over your reservations, picking off
the legs, then crunching up the head and thorax is a doddle; these parts
even become rather more-ish. Though you do tend to get little spider
fur balls in your throat after a few.
But
then there's the spider's large, globular abdomen. This is the only
really disturbing part: it's full of a dark brown paste that includes
everything from eggs to the heart to spider poo. One man enthusiastically
claimed it was a delicacy and was popping spider rumps into his mouth
like grapes. But even some of the locals blanched at this display of
arachno-machismo. And, after one tentative taste of what may or may
not be the foie gras of the spider world, I knew that eating tarantula
rump is what separates the spidermen from the boys.
Having
decided which camp I was in, I took a few photos of the spiderwomen
- who now numbered about a dozen - and were given to fits of giggles
in front of the camera. Naturally I gave a small consideration for their
photos and, clearly I was being generous as I was presented with
at
least a dozen hot 'n' crispy spiders. I managed about half this number
before I decided that enough was enough. One woman even bought out a
bag of uncooked spiders and I let a couple scamper across my hand, though,
after a couple of minutes, I decided that such foolery smacked of playing
with your food.
trucked
out
Returning
to the restaurant I asked Kong and co the best way back - would there
be a bus? He said he doubted it - he'd take me himself, except they
were heading West. But I could almost certainly hitch back on a truck.
This was not a prospect I particularly relished, but I supposed it was
a sort of karmic payback for being such a wimp about the motorbike earlier.
So I mooched around the square for a while - once you've seen the spiders,
you've seen Skuon and wandering off for walks is not advisable in Cambodia
- and eventually a vintage truck grumbled into the square. For a couple
of dollars, I could get back to town.
This
was a frankly terrifying journey. The back of the truck was piled high
with sacks of rice and had no suspension to speak of. My fellow passengers,
four local men who were clearly used to this, sat happily on sacks of
rice, their bodies bouncing rhythmically with the ruts. Those who weren't
- i.e. me - lay spread-eagled face down on a rice sack, occasionally
glancing at the wildly oscillating speedo through the back window of
the cab and hanging on desperately with all four limbs. I would have
liked to admire the landscape and shoot the breeze, but I spent two
hours trying not to fly out of the truck while all those around me,
treated this terrifying ride as the everyday experience it was. All
in all a curious mixture of abject terror and boredom.
Yanks
again
Exhausted,
I got back to my guesthouse at about 9pm and walked in through covered
deck areas where my fellow travellers were, as usual, lounging in hammocks
watching pirate DVDs, smoking weed and ordering dopey comfort food.
The guy nearest the entrance asked me where I'd been all day: I replied
that I'd been out eating spiders. 'Oh, yeah,' he drawled without any
real interest, 'some guy said there was a place you could do that.'
I smiled acknowledgement and left him to his DVD; for these people Phnom
Pen could be anywhere, well anywhere cheap and hot where marijuana is
quasi-legal. You don't want to do anything too interesting or outré
around most travellers. They don't like it and view you with understandable
suspicion.
Early
the next morning I again took my taxi-bike (the driver was beginning
to feel like an old friend) down to the river to get the boat to Siem
Riep for Angkor Wat. While I was hanging waiting for the powerful launch
to dock, to no particular surprise, I bumped into the American woman
who was having coffee.
'Hello again,' I said to said to her, 'are you going to Siem Riep too.'
'Uh-huh,' she said before calling out to her husband, ' Dan, it's the
boy who ate the spider.' While I fought the urge to tell her it was
'to catch the fly
' Dan ambled amiably over, video camera holstered
but primed and told me about the various temples they'd spent yesterday
visiting, before asking me what I'd been up to. I told him that I'd
been to see the spider-eating capital of the world.
'So, did you
eat any more?' she asked hesitantly.
'Oh yes,' I replied, 'about half a dozen.'
'Oh my Gaahhd.'
August
, 2002

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