USA: California (NEW: added 22/11/2008)
San Francisco: travels without my
camera
The
Philippines : June 2004 - July 2004
North
Luzon: hanging coffins in Sagada
North
Luzon: the rice terraces at Banaue.
Manila
Area : cockfighting at the cockpit.
Manila
Area : sex tourists and shopping malls
Marinduque:
sex tourists and golden showers
Bicol:
jungles, gross grub, crazy ladies
Bicol:
beautiful volcanoes and beautiful bikini babes
Manila
Area : cocks, volcanoes, stereotypes
India:
Oct 2003 - Nov 2003 (incomplete)
India:
pickled babies, the ministry of silly walks, fungi
India:
Madhurai - a temple in a swamp
India:
washing away sins in a wet t-shirt, crows, swimming in sewers, sexual
harassment
India:
greased up in a man nappy, word to the mother, meet the cult
India:
lard air, Dubai it? babu the bamboozler, caffiend
round
the world trip: Feb 2002 - Feb 2003
Paraguay:
international rejects, toilet city, a town called Jesus
Brazil:
damn good, getting wet, the world's worst taste, video buffets
Uruguay
/ Argentina / Brazil: Latin laxity, tour de fuss, Christ in a tree!
Urrugay:
uro-guys, fatties, how much meat can you eat, package tourists
Argentina:
Mount Aconcagua - snow dumps, realidad TV, a failiure of keeness
Argentina:
socialists and social unrest, full moon fools, mountain anxiety
Argentina:
nothingness, latino rednecks, penguins and Wales, porn again
Argentina:
very cheap thrills, golden showering, the joy of crampons
Chile /
Argentina: peachy glacier, arse mounatin, bar kamikaze, FBI cat
Chile (Patagonia):
land of the keen, where men wear performance uberpants
Argentina:
meat that's hard to beat, preachers in saunas, high-altitude underpants
Chile (Easter
Island): new age rage, hung like a horse, club head, Yorkshire bores
Chile:
clock that's a crock, sexpresso, executive lounge lizards
Bolivia:
big salt, disco lakes, eurotrash, dot.bo
Bolivia:
saliva muggers, puking by candlelight, walking with dinosaurs, playing
with dynamite
Peru: rubbish
towns, great lakes, scrotty Scots and big rock cocks
Peru: I
want my mummy, the world's worst guide, altitude sickness II, snot dusty
Peru: Machu
Picchu and mucho poopoo, getting off, big birds and big holes
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Chile / Peru:
lost cities, coca heads, mules, constipation
New Zealand
(South Island): endemic craziness, tramps, 'look at my stab wounds!'
New Zealand
(North Island): bungalows, fart city, kiwi fruitcakes
Cambodia
/ Australia: Angkor Whatever, customs service, pies and fatties
extreme cuisine
in Cambodia: the spiderwomen of Skuon
Cambodia:
toxic waste and total wasters, journalism
Vietnam
/ Cambodia: consultants! holidays in Cambodia, really big guns
Vietnam:
cheap booze, full moonies, muddy buddies
Vietnam:
cyclosis, Vietnam vets, South Africans, a real life Babe the pig
Laos /
Vietnam: Brummies, Scousers, more Swiss, drug-dealing grannies
Laos: monster
trucks and big jars
Thailand
/ Laos: Kho San man, hot, wet monks, in-toilet massage
Indonesia
(Bali): the costa del Oz, monkey behaviour, dead chicken II
Indonesia
(West Papua): missionaries, deep in penis gourd country, dead cocks
Indonesia
(Sulawesi / West Papua): spanked monkeys, dead lizards, rat fights
Indonesia
(Sulawesi) / The Philippines: fear of flying, 'why are you here?' wetting
myself
Indonesia
(Sulawesi): extreme tourism, watching the football, angry men, eating
bats and dogs
Indonesia
(Java / Sulawesi): Japanese ovations, funerals, buffalo sacrifice
Indonesia
(Sumatra / Java): bitch fights, ballet, sex tourists, lava
Indonesia
(Sumatra): bad, bad bikes, bad, bad buses, bullfights
Malaysia
/ Indonesia (Sumatra): transsexuals, snakes, angry women, monkeys, ghosts
Malaysia
/ Thailand: beach life, street meat, Canadian pride, motorbike crashes
Singapore
/ Malaysia: consumer society, eating sh*t, how to catch a python
India /
Singapore: ex-pat prats, puking hippies, crabs, cabs, branded slums
India: puppies,
the world's most irritating man, the world's most hopeless man, travel
agents
India: pornography,
hippies, brats, Indian tourists in India
India: fruit
wars, commies, taxis
Nepal /
India: digusting old women, the Ganges, dog eats leg
Nepal: yak
attack, coppers in choppers, Germans, poopsicles
India /
Nepal: daggers, the coach crash considered as a spectator sport, lesbians,
motivation, mountains
India: trekking,
booze, fighting AIDS with fighting AIDS activists, abused cats
India: ticket
to deride, that Darjeeling feeling, tea and Swastikas
India: Indian
planes, Indian drinking, a yank called Hank
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