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Christ you get a lot of shite don't you. I would put in loads of links to porn sites right now but, being a clean living sort, don't know any. If you like watching fat men watch telly (and eat curry), pop on down to me web cam. If it's working, which it rarely is. Even when it is it's shite. Oh fuck it don't bother. Read a book or something.
Lamberton Worm <>
London, UK - Friday, August 15, 2003 at 16:54:59 (BST)
Loved it. How enlightening to read someone who CAN WRITE, who consistently and unremittingly refers to his own arse, porn films and Frinton on Sea, and has already travelled to EXACTLY THE SAME places and had EXACTLY THE SAME experiences (by the sounds of it) to those we are having on our trip. A great way to waste an hour or so in a ramshackle web cafe in northern Argentina.
David <>
UK - Wednesday, July 23, 2003 at 17:42:54 (BST)

Why bother lying, I am a spammer and I am here to ruin your guestbook like all the other schmucks selling Viagra to help me refinance my mortgage while staring at hot Lolita porn. Anyways, on with the spam. If you don't like what I am doing , well delete your guestbook - after all it is open for public forum.
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Las Vegas vacation, Las Vegas vacations Las Vegas travel packages - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 23:09:06 (BST)

Bless you for the site. I am very impressed. Father Peters Saint Parish Joseph Church New Mexico
Father Peters <Father Peters>
Accanaldo, New Mexico US of A - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 03:11:25 (BST)

To the guy who spouted jibber below: Had a bit of trouble working out some of your ramblings mate - is ‘tities’ the plural of tity? If so, what the fuck is that? Also, seeing as we are on the subject of what a dumb bell end you are, what is culutre and spekaing? Don’t they have schools where you come from? Ok, so that was unfair - I guess chimps fingers don’t fit the average qwerty keyboard too well). Grow up?? Woooo now you ARE getting mean. Please. You’ll be calling him a Joey next.
tolly andersons
Sydney, - Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 04:36:32 (BST)
Dude u just SUCK like u sucked ur moma's tities. U SUCKED bad and that why she went for breast implants. U ignorant motherfucker...u have no sense or the ability to analyze a culutre . Its like spekaing the language of the DUMB nation. Oops i forgot you are british (country of racist imbesciles). See what happened to that country ..once the most powerful nation in the world now reduced to BUSH COCKSUCKERS. Grow up
Your inevitable FAte <>
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 22:39:30 (BST)
I have read all you have to offer and want more. be creative NOW beeatch.
Lamberton Worm
UK - Wednesday, June 11, 2003 at 17:23:24 (BST)
PS: For those that are interested, is where the diary of my trip trans USA motorbike trip lies.
Russell Ferrier <>
Buenos Aires, Argentina - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:50:57 (BST)
Rhymer, Having just completed a 7 week, 8500 mile motorbike tour across the southern USA, perhaps you'd be mad to join me on my next adventure? I am in the planning process now, suggestions welcome. Feel free to contact me if you're interested. Love your site ! Rgds, Russell F
Russell Ferrier <>
Buenos Aires, Argentina - Wednesday, June 04, 2003 at 19:46:37 (BST)
I was going through peoples guestbooks adding links in order to improve my google ranking and found your site. After reading your warning i decided not to add the site i was planning to and put my personal site in instead. Anyway, I like your big yellow square buttons a lot but am a little confused as to why the man in the picture on the top left of your homepage is standing in the middle of a big dog turd.
meestajohn <>
athens, attika i think greece at the moment - Wednesday, May 28, 2003 at 12:25:17 (BST)
Just stopping in. Keep up this great site!
traductor ingles español
- Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 19:22:58 (BST)

Hello Everyone. Just signing your guestbook here. You can visit my garden website and see my photos of garden pots if you want to. - Peter Snail -
Peter Snail <>
London, United Kingdom - Tuesday, May 06, 2003 at 15:04:30 (BST)
Just surfing through. Keep it up!
Simon <>
Liverpool, Liverpool United Kingdom - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 13:26:37 (BST)
Its warmer here than in Sydney, but not as brass!
Perth, WA Oz - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 11:58:58 (BST)
Just wanted to say hello and congradulate you on a really neat web site. Regards Tim
Ratenkredit <>
Köln, K Germany - Saturday, April 26, 2003 at 12:04:39 (BST)
Greetings to you and your guests. Love what you’ve done with your site. As an educator I can say you have great communication skills.
UK - Thursday, April 24, 2003 at 13:24:16 (BST)

See how your vanity project is actually being read by people the world over. You must be as proud as proud can be. Shoulders back, chest out man.
Jon Lamberton <>
London, UK - Wednesday, April 16, 2003 at 09:25:54 (BST)

No War - Karsten -
Billigflug <>
Berlin, B Germany - Friday, April 04, 2003 at 23:13:57 (BST)

Found your site while I was looking for gay porn (Google turned up your penis gourds) - and I thought it was great, a real scream - I spent a very enjoyable hour there, before remembering what I was really looking for. Nice Job.
Peter Blake <>
New York, USA - Friday, March 07, 2003 at 11:10:17 (GMT) #

I just wanted to thank you for your articles. I have enjoyed reading a few of them and will go back and read more, as time permits.
margie <>
Canada - Friday, February 28, 2003 at 00:03:54 (GMT)

Your site is cool! I have a new site and would love if you checked it out. If you like it, please sign my guestbook! Thanks!!.
Steven <>
Cincinatti, Ohio USA - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 03:51:35 (GMT)

really enjoyed your website and i don't think it sucks! (your e-mail and a link was on johnathan greene's site- overyourhead- he's my uncle's partner) think your observations and photos are fab- fair play!
Lindsay <>
London, UK - Monday, February 17, 2003 at 16:04:15 (GMT)

Rhy, i'm enjoying the ladies of Kings X, can't believe you never checked it out, you would of had an STD. Miss you my little monkey. Jon. XXXXX
Jon Redding <>
Sydney, Oz UK - Sunday, February 09, 2003 at 06:21:22 (GMT)

*sigh* - Greymouth, I had a time there. Nowhere near as drab as your experience. It was my target after 12000m trip, strange as it may seem. The monsoon stopped in my honour.
bryan <>
Manchester, The North UK - Sunday, January 19, 2003 at 18:42:08 (GMT)

I've been working hard promoting my site lately and checking out what others have done. It's great to see others as passionate about their site as I am about mine. My site is about jokes and humor. If you visit it, I hope you enjoy it.
Jokes <>
New York, New York USA - Sunday, January 19, 2003 at 00:03:18 (GMT)

That chap from Las Vegas Real Estates really likes your site. Why don't you log on to his site and buy a dusty acre of mafia grave ridden land as a gesture of your appreciation?
keith duvall
UK - Saturday, January 18, 2003 at 15:48:06 (GMT)

I was looking through your website and wanted to drop you a complement. I have been doing websites for about 3 years and yours is quite impressive. Keep up the good work. If you get a chance check out mine at Las Vegas real estate.
Las Vegas real estate <>
Las Vegas, Nevada USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 17:41:26 (GMT)

I was looking through your website and wanted to drop you a complement. I have been doing websites for about 3 years and yours is quite impressive. Keep up the good work. If you get a chance check out mine at Las Vegas real estate.
Las Vegas real estate <>
Las Vegas, Nevada USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 12:07:51 (GMT)

I was looking through your website and wanted to drop you a complement. I have been doing websites for about 3 years and yours is quite impressive. Keep up the good work. If you get a chance check out mine at Las Vegas real estate.
Las Vegas real estate <>
Las Vegas, Nevada USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 11:37:21 (GMT)

I know I like when people sign my guestbook so I figured I'd sign yours! Have a happy New Year!
Conde <>
New York, New York USA - Monday, January 13, 2003 at 01:16:09 (GMT)

Having visited many of the places you write about, I have particularly enjoyed your sharp and witty observations. Will no doubt return to read much more. Great stuff!
George Alexander <>
Guildford, Surrey UK - Sunday, January 12, 2003 at 12:11:30 (GMT)

Very enjoyable read.
Fraser <>
Toronto, CA - Friday, January 10, 2003 at 23:34:04 (GMT)

Fascinating! Reading your travel photo captions has enlivened my dreary cubicle world and made a Friday afternoon go by much faster. Keep up the good work!
Frisco, Texas USA - Friday, January 10, 2003 at 22:10:12 (GMT)

I have just spend an hour and a half reading your diaries. It's now 2am, and i have an 8:00 class. Thanks for the great resource.
mel <>
Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada - Wednesday, January 08, 2003 at 05:23:05 (GMT)

David, I feel much of this website is written about you, not for you.
UK - Monday, January 06, 2003 at 00:01:56 (GMT)

I liked your photos and so I started reading the diary. You know what? You come across as a sneering, superior asshole. Here's a resolution. Try and be nicer about people in 2003.
Bangkok, Thailand - Sunday, January 05, 2003 at 23:14:10 (GMT)

Many thanks for putting your travel journal online. I've been reading for over an hour, enjoying hugely - especially comments about scrotty fellow travellers. You've made me very envious. Where's me rucsac??
Andy O'Hare <andyohare (at)>
Liverpool, UK - Saturday, December 21, 2002 at 21:42:20 (GMT)

Rhymer, chappie, I just lit a cigarette. No one cares. They just lit some themselves. Remarkable. Am socially accepted here in Argentina. Love this country. Cheerio, bottoms up, Willem
Willem <>
Ushuaia, Argentina - Friday, December 20, 2002 at 20:01:41 (GMT)

So now I know where Easter Island is - the heads are spectacular in the photos so they must be amazing in the stone.
johnt <>
UK - Friday, December 13, 2002 at 12:00:29 (GMT)

Here I was, trying to prove to my girlfriend that penis gourds were for real. Your Papua pics saved me! Seriously, having happlessly stumbled on your travel diaries, you've given me an evening of delight in armchair travels. Thanks a million! Await now with bated breath your Brazil gallery. A travel-crazy Scotsman settled in Maine. John
John Bartholomew <>
Scarborough, Maine, USA - Monday, December 09, 2002 at 02:01:24 (GMT)

Great pictures, especially the one of the dog market. I like the surreal captions too.
David Jefferson
Birmingham, UK - Monday, December 02, 2002 at 12:53:04 (GMT)

Rhymer, You left your red t-shirt here. Shall I post it to your mums so you have it when you get back. Ow bless I hope you dont catch a chill
Andrew Tolputt <>
Sydney, UK - Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 01:41:57 (BST)

My goodness how jolly impressive!! shame none of your friends have written comments!! hope your well and both are happy. Love KT
katie schreiber <>
London, UK - Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 21:52:24 (BST)

Does this work?
rhymer <rhymer -at- rhymer - dot - net>
Saigon, Vietnam - Thursday, August 29, 2002 at 15:05:18 (BST)