Settled by Scottish teaplanters and with a cool, rainy climate and kind of Edinburgh suburb vernacular Nuwara Eilya really does look like Scotland, except (insert your own joke about deep fried mars bars / drunk Glasgwegians / men in skirts below). The winner recieves a bottle of cheap scotch, ten runners up will receive a can of Tenants Super.

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Nuwara Eliya, Sri Lanka, 2005